So I’m still trying to settle my thoughts about school, so I decided that, due to the raininess of Chicago right now, you all could use a laugh. So this is a story that happened in the elevator at work over the summer. Oh, elevator awkwardness. Nice.

I’m waiting on the first floor for the elevator to take me to the 10^th floor. This tall guy comes along and goes:

Tall Guy: DAYYYYUM!

Kate: Shoots him a wide-eyed look of confusion

TG: How tall are you??

K: Um. 6’2”?

TG: DAYYYYYUM!

(We enter the elevator. It is silent for 2 floors)

TG: I’m sorry, I just gotta say something.

K: *silence*

TG: I’m sure all those short guys are totally scared of you but. For us tall guys? DAYYYUMMM! There is NOTHIN more attractive than a tall woman!

K: Uhhhh…thanks…?    

TG: Damn.

(We FINALLY get to his floor. As the doors close)

TG: Wow.

Later I told my dad, and he told me the guy had been in prison recently. So I really know how to get em, huh?

Nice.

I hope your Tuesdays are fantastic! Classes start tomorrow, and I am definitely not ready. Where can a girl get a good notebook round these parts?

And in other news, go check out Three Potato Four. Their vintage flea market finds are so clutch. If I had a house, I’m telling you…